July 06, 2010
True Facts
Ever wonder what'll become of those twentysomething emo kids when they grow up in 15-25 years?
When Emo kids grow up they become Beta Hippies. Beta Hippies are a degenerate urban subspecies of hippie. Unlike their commune reared relatives, Beta-Hippies are completely dependent on the beneficence of the state and are utterly incapable of coping with reality outside of their urban environment.
To wit:
If, by some unfortunate circumstance, you find yourself responsible for a beta hippie you should keep them out of the wild and near the espresso bar.
You should probably keep them away from skittles too.
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When Emo kids grow up they become Beta Hippies. Beta Hippies are a degenerate urban subspecies of hippie. Unlike their commune reared relatives, Beta-Hippies are completely dependent on the beneficence of the state and are utterly incapable of coping with reality outside of their urban environment.
To wit:
You should probably keep them away from skittles too.
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