April 26, 2017

Possibly the Very Best Story in the History of News.

I initially refrained from posting about this because it just seemed too good to be true.


It now seems to have been verified.

 Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland.

I remind you that Muslims consider all members of Suidae to be singularly unclean, and while eating them is considered a dreadful sin, being eaten BY them is just the Worst. Possible. Death. for a member of ISIS. 

We should all take a moment from obsessing about out petty worries and reflect upon this development.




'cause mindfulness can be rewarding.

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at 08:55 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 You might say they were boared to death.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wed Apr 26 20:59:41 2017 (PiXy!)

2 If you were a bad person.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wed Apr 26 21:00:06 2017 (PiXy!)

3 (Stolen from elsewhere)
It was our newest Commando Unit:

Squeal Team Six.

Posted by: Mauser at Fri Apr 28 20:41:30 2017 (5Ktpu)

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