March 10, 2017

Oh Wow. We Really ARE Living in the Crazy Years.

What disgracious 'channery is this?

CIA documents published by WikiLeaks show that the CIA kept a database of "Japanese style faces” to utilize in online forums.


Exclusive sources (so secret and exclusive that they may not even exist) tell us that in contrast to the impassive public response, the reaction inside Langley to this news was uncharacteristically straightforward...


However, thanks to this completely unexpected development we are now able to accurately recreate the Wikileaks heist of the CIA's secrets!


Have you seen this person?

The database seems to consist mainly of ASCII emoticons. The complete list can be found here.

Do note that the CIA somehow missed one...


/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at 01:25 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I can sleep easier at night, knowing that the CIA defends us with emoticons.  Brave defenders of freedom, I salute you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posted by: Wonderduck at Fri Mar 10 22:25:01 2017 (UDOXQ)

2 Well, if the previous administration fought terrorism with hashtags, I guess emoticons are worth a shot.

Posted by: Siergen at Sat Mar 11 10:51:27 2017 (fqStN)

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