June 13, 2009

Bulletresistant Boddices Bear Belongings and Buttress Babes Bosoms against Belligerents!

Dita Von Teese call your office!

Tactical Corsets!

Every girl should have a tactical corset!

For too long, women have had to compromise practicality for beauty. Men got pants with cargo pockets and built-in knee pads, women got clothes whose only built-in feature was cuteness. But why should men get all the high-speed low-drag tactical toys?

Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators MILSPEC features like MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles in a load-bearing carrier designed to support the female form. And we're just getting started.

 



Yes indeed ladies! Shake off the tyranny of the purse! The one true path to freedom and independence is through tight-lacing!

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