April 01, 2020

A Quick Quiz

Dear Amazon delivery driver:

When you deliver a 15 pound bag of Nishiki Rice, which has been a rare item in and out of stock for months, and when you deliver said item after 7PM, AND it's pouring down rain, you should ask yourself the following multiple choice question:
I should....
A: avail myself of the doorbell to let the customer know it is here.
B: avail myself of a driver release bag of some sort so that the parcel does not become a wet gooey mess covered in slugs. 
C: Position the parcel so that it will not will trip the unsuspecting customer and make him fall down the front steps in the pouring rain when he leaves for work at 03:50.
D: Neither AB nor C are true, if he breaks his neck I've got one less stop on my route and I can come back and loot his corpse for the pre-softened rice,  escargot and the XP bonus that a rare item provides. 
E: AB&C are all true.

Take your time...

While you ponder that inscrutable ethical conundrum, here is one of those precious moments that makes the new Animal Crossing what it is.   

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1 When life gives you slugs, make slugonade.

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