August 21, 2017

Nephewsitting Observations and Their Implications for Astrophysics

The nephew in question is aproximnately 24 inches long by 9 inches wide, with a depth when laid on his back of 3-4 inches. 


There is no WAY that much poo could have been stored in him, especially when one makes allowances for the likely presence of organs and bones and stuff.

This would seem to be evidence for the presence of a wormhole.
...and a dimension of poop.

There.

Dark matter is explained. 

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1 I have never been nephewsitting, although I have two. I'm not on the best terms with my sister.

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Mon Aug 21 22:44:38 2017 (pjL8P)

2 Super-compressed poop, instantly reconstituted when it hits air.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Aug 22 07:07:40 2017 (2yIhf)

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