June 02, 2021

Rejoice Fellow Citizens! The Meat Ration is Being Increased from 5 Grams to 2!

Wait. What!?

There's more on this here, here, here, and here. Basically, a ransomware attack on the packing plants of Brazilian meat packing giant JBS has shut down at least a fifth of the U.S. meat supply, and it is worse in other countries. 

The hackers, they're hacking our meat. 

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at 06:39 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Okay, I can excuse many, many things, but touch the steak and bacon? 

Nuke the bastards to the ground, don't take any prisoners, and shoot the survivors on sight.

Posted by: cxt217 at Wed Jun 2 18:30:49 2021 (4i7w0)

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