August 03, 2021
Meanwhile:
Perusing the news, it seems that that the only news happening in the world is that there's this disease called COVID-19 and there are disagreements about masks.
That's it.
However, some digging revealed a few things:
China and India are backing down from their staring match on the roof of the world...which frees up an AWFUL lot of Chicom troops for something...
...and China and the Cuban gov't are getting along swimmingly.
Meanwhile, regarding the COVID thing: Australia is getting back to its historical roots. (Reminder: Australia started out as a prison colony.)
We actually have some-on-the-scene-perspective from One of the Brickmuppet's Crack Team of Super Secret Sources in Sydney.
So, to clarify a bit:
Our government, which collectively has an IQ in the low single digits, thought itwould be a good idea to use the army to assist in contact tracing.
Which sends the worst possible signal to anyone skeptical about the lockdownin the first place. Not an enforcement issue, but still abject idiocy.
That still leaves the police fining people for being outside without an Outside License,and arresting protesters for not going along with the insanity.
Taipans, Funnel Spiders, Yowies and Fascists. Good grief. Australia has a random encounter table like Skull Island.
Meanwhile, in space:
Two asteroids have come to the attention of codes compliance due to their unauthorized color schemes.
I am told that there is neither a chicken shortage or inflation.
The chip shortage continues, with surprising results.
Lastly, there is another story running around the internet that involves the words "Chris" and "Chan".
This 8 second clip is all I'll say on that.
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