June 30, 2020
2020: The Year That Brought to Life the Epidemic Movie, the Societal Breakdown Movie...and the Heist Movie
In the last thrilling post we noted that "Gold is gold". Well it turns out that we erred.
Kingold Jewelry, a
corporation that is one of the largest, if not THE largest gold dealers in the world. They also deal in real estate and hospitality but mainly are a precious metals trader. The are based in....Wuhan China.
"I can already see this is going nowhere good."
Well, they just got a 2.8 billion dollar loan from various creditors in China and the U.S. which they used their gold as collateral for.
83 tons of gold turned out to be fake. It was gilded copper!
It is unclear if the collateral was fake from the beginning or if this was a heist and the copper(!) was substituted at a later date. However, multiple stashes of the ersatz aurum held by creditors turned out to be spurious specie. Unless ALL the creditors got hit, and their stashes swapped with copper it seems likely that this was the state of the collateral from the beginning.
Which leads to a question.
Lead, which I have some familiarity with, is roughly 50 percent denser than copper. If I have a bunch of copper wire or pipes in one hand (don't ask) and a similarly sized bit of lead in the other, the difference is going to be quite obvious to even an untrained weeb like me. Gold is just under twice as dense as lead. They substituted plated COPPER for gold. How in the HELL did this not get picked up on when the 'collateral' was delivered?
This fiasco has some implications.
There is the actual possibility that China's gold reserves and financial stability may be at risk.
This article suggests 4% of China's gold reserves may be fake.
That has economic implications for financial stability at a moment that China, having burned bridges internationally by being imperialist commie racists and which is reeling under the economic and social trust effects of the Wuhan Coof of Death That Came out of Wuhan China really does not need any more black swans. Indeed the negative economic potential and the very profound blow to credibility in the eyes of the public that having a chunk of their gold reserves turn out to be fake could imply might well presage a certain amount of domestic unrest. Chinese dynasties that do not fall to mongol invaders or Limey drug dealers tend to be most vulnerable to preference cascades when they lose "the mandate of heaven" in the eyes of the people. Domestic unrest in a totalitarian nuclear power has the potential for much mischief and unpleasantness.
There's also the question of why Kingold would do this. I looked up the company and found little about who owns them beyond 68% is in the hands of shareholders and that the CEO is a former PLA general. The company was founded in 2002 and there does seem to have been some concern regards the company in 2018 as I found two
stories that were
asking questions about the company then. With this disaster, their whole business model just blew up...no one will trust them in the capacity of gold dealer again. One option is that they were incompetent and got robbed some time ago, and transferred the fake gold in exchange for the loan unwittingly. Given that gold is their core business, this bespeaks a profound and almost unbelievable level of incompetence for no one to notice that THE GOLD WAS COPPER (and not gold plated tungsten, which has almost the same density as gold and which costs 24 dollars a kilo...in the US and not China which is the worlds leading producer of tungsten).
A more troubling notion is that the company thought that everything is about to blow up and liquidity and the versatility that having lots of money portends for survival is more important than long term business reputation, which is basically irrelevant in post-apocalyptia.
That's probably not likely, but the year thus far does not support dismissing it out of hand.
There is another troubling implication that is less potentially consequential but annoying nonetheless.The inevitable "Bitcoin is better" argument is probably not strictly speaking, valid, but it is
making the
rounds and will make certain individuals insufferable for the foreseeable future.
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I'm not sure this event is so much a black swan as a gray pigeon. I think there's a lot of this going on in China all the time.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tue Jun 30 18:26:26 2020 (PiXy!)
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"There's also the question of why Kingold would do this."
One of those links ties gold-backed loans like these to the financing of all those ghost cities. So we have fake gold being used to get financing for construction of buildings that will never be occupied. Brilliant.
Posted by: Rick C at Tue Jun 30 20:31:42 2020 (Iwkd4)
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Two posts about gold in a row. A coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Tue Jun 30 22:46:41 2020 (LZ7Bg)
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Another data point in my "This must be the last season of our show, the writers have gotten REALLY lazy" conspiracy theory
Really hoping a nice afterlife awaits all of us once this computer simulation shuts itself down.
Posted by: fillyjonk at Wed Jul 1 20:53:58 2020 (+MBAo)
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Is there Nothing that China won't fake instead of doing properly?
Posted by: Mauser at Thu Jul 2 00:47:27 2020 (Ix1l6)
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The reason for using Copper is that that the Copper was associated with the mining or processing of the gold. Copper is usually what is mined and the gold, and silver, along with other precious metals, extracted. Most gold is not from "Gold" mine. When it is, copper is used as anodes for the electrochemical extraction of the gold. So, at a gold mine or gold processing plant, there is a lot of copper around. Lead, or Tungsten, purchased in quantities, would probably raise some eyebrows. The rest is Chinese culture and the man in charge. I would be a rather embarrassing thing for a high official if you did not take his word that the gold was not what he said it was. The general would have lost a significant amount of face if his integrity was questioned. That is until somebody did check. The general must be on his way out.
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June 29, 2020
What
I just got in. I'm tired and have to be to work in 4 hours. The sewer had backed up into the shower, I've cleaned that and am awaiting the shower curtain and mat to come out of the washer. As I do so, I noted this.
And you're thinking "What's he going on about? Au=gold. Gold is gold right? Why is this an issue?"
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This here's the wattle
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Mon Jun 29 23:52:59 2020 (PiXy!)
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Stupid formatting. Someone should fix that.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Mon Jun 29 23:53:24 2020 (PiXy!)
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It does seem like the software eats one newline when it finds them.
One newline before this line.
Two before this line.
Three before this.
Four before this.
Posted by: Rick C at Tue Jun 30 09:38:13 2020 (Iwkd4)
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Wattle, Matilda
Wattle, Matilda
You'll come a-waddlin', Matilda, with me
You're as wide as a house,
My thighs ripple like a billabong.
You'll come a-waddlin', Matilda, with me.
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June 25, 2020
A Forgotten Battle
Academia doesn't cover this sort of thing much, but it's deeply important history and a reminder of why the second amendment exists.
Another example of this sort of thing, albeit without the racial component was the '
Battle of Athens', in 1946.
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I just deleted a tsunami of spam comments.
It's possible that I deleted someone's comment by mistake.
If so, I apologize.
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June 24, 2020
A Few Profane Words of Encouragement
In which a fellow who literally named his channel "RAGEAHOLIC" implores everyone to 'just relax and calm down' and provides references and perspective (but with swear words interspersed).
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June 22, 2020
Wait. There's a TAG for That?
Someone sent
this J-List link to me saying, "I found that game you got that cute snake girl from!"
Uhh? What?
Oh.
Actually, I've never played the game and got the image from Danbooro, which was how I was able to credit the
artist when I used
Hygieia the cute snekgrrl as a reaction image or something....
years ago.
But that's not important now. We live in a world where there's actually a category for Tsundere Lamias. I don't know how to think about that.
Note: November Sierra Foxtrot Whiskey
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Oh. So THAT'S What it Means
The protestors in Seattle are annoyed by the moniker that the media has assigned them (Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone or C.H.A.Z.). And to be fair, CHAZ is silly. To rectify this public relations problem they have demanded that they be referred to as C.H.O.P. (Capitol Hill Occupied Protest). This did not seem like an improvement to me but it turns out that C.H.O.P. has the advantage of honesty, as this fellow in the embedded video helpfully explains. "Does anybody here know what happened to the people who did not get on board with the French Revolution?†to which the crowd cheers "CHOP!"
I've got a degree in History. Trust me when I say that this is bad.
...and for those who think this can't affect those of us in the hinterlands if these people win, here is a Quillette article on what for us is a relevant subset of The Terror...
The Rape of the Vendee'.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that we go ahead and call them what they want to be called here, for clarity's sake.
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The French revolutionaries - the original ones, not the 19th century remake - at least had the defense that they didn't have the catastrophe of the French Revolution to learn from.
CHOP is the last days of the Paris Commune, produced as a kindergarten class play, where all the participants have been handed unlimited meth, spray paint, and automatic weapons.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Mon Jun 22 09:18:35 2020 (PiXy!)
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I have always compared the protesters of the Occupied/SJW/BLM/et al to the young people who made up the Red Guards of the Cultural Revolution...Immediately before they understood that they had outlived their usefulness to the powerful who had taken advantage of them, and now were facing the machine guns of the PLA while standing in front of the ditches.
BTW, it is interesting that someone brings up the Vendee, because it is actually amazing the rebels got as far as they did. Even after the Republic's crushing response, even Napoleon had to make deals with them, and they always required an occupational force to maintain order, right through the Hundred Days.
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cxt217: Agreed on the ultimate fate of the 'protesters' should they be successful, though I tend to compare them more to the Brownshirts marching towards The Night of Long Knives.
Posted by: StargazerA5 at Wed Jun 24 19:25:42 2020 (ScvBk)
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My money is on "spectacular self-destruction that barely gets reported before something else shoves it
quickly out of the media cycle."
Posted by: DougO at Wed Jun 24 20:12:14 2020 (YsGFk)
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"I've got a degree in History."
Been waiting a while to say that?
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June 20, 2020
Wait. W...W....WWhat?
Wait...strong female characters?
Space marines?
Unflattering depiction of evil corporate weasels?
What in this film is wrong today!?
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It's "wrong" today because it destroys the narrative that Captain Marvel was the first strong female lead character in an action movie.
Posted by: Siergen at Sun Jun 21 10:33:44 2020 (jIT9h)
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Frankly, with the way these people act, it destroys the narrative that the next movie to finally come out AFTER Captain Marvel is the first movie with a strong female lead.
Posted by: Karl at Mon Jun 22 06:23:38 2020 (edf7w)
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It shows that mothers have value.
Either that, or they're warning you about Aliens 3 destroying everything in Aliens 2.
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June 19, 2020
In Current Year...
...basically anything involving diversity, societal reflection and justice is easily dismissed as claptrap or worse, because so many of those who embrace those descriptors are dishonest, stupid or of malign intent.
This is unfortunate because there are some things that fall under those headings that are well and truly worth celebrating.
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June 15, 2020
Follow Up to an Earlier Posts Regarding the Home Front
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Sorry to hear all the bad news. Life; when it doesn't suck, it blows.
Posted by: Ubu at Mon Jun 15 14:02:53 2020 (UlsdO)
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My condolences, Brickmuppet. That's awful.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tue Jun 16 02:06:00 2020 (PiXy!)
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So sorry, my condolences.
Posted by: David at Tue Jun 16 13:49:26 2020 (UmjNG)
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FFS. 2020 needs to get over itself, and fast.
I'm sorry, 'Muppet.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Tue Jun 16 18:35:05 2020 (R3RCK)
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My condolences as well.
Posted by: Rick C at Wed Jun 17 08:44:03 2020 (Iwkd4)
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Condolences. Words fail.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Fri Jun 19 23:28:02 2020 (sF8WE)
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Bad deal.
Reminds me how my friend Dean died in 2002. Went in for a minor surgery and I think they screwed his medication afterwards.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Sat Jun 20 13:54:26 2020 (LZ7Bg)
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June 07, 2020
Year of the Rat
As I scroll through the rolodex of creative and stimulating distractions that 2020 has graciously provided us with, I blundered into
this article from two weeks ago, which indicates that the rats in our major cities are becoming desperate and aggressive due to the lack of the foetid garbage piles decorating back alleys; this being a result of the lockdown. Hopefully, this plague of rats will be mitigated somewhat by the riots and ensuing opening up....of all the burned out businesses.
Sitting here staring at that last sentence, I wondered aloud "Dear God, What else can go wrong?"
...and just like that my prayer was answered.
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Just as a point of information, Duckford is forecast to have heavy rains and thunderstorms on Tuesday.
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Posted by: me at Sun Jun 7 21:18:31 2020 (/fLn0)
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My little brother, to Mom: "Boy, with everything else going wrong, I bet you hope there's no hurricane, huh?"
So, yeah, it's all his fault.
Here's hoping it moves swiftly and takes it easy on the rain.
Posted by: Avatar at Mon Jun 8 00:24:15 2020 (v29Tn)
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I went to Skyvector just now, and it's some weak rain and that's about it.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Mon Jun 8 00:42:46 2020 (LZ7Bg)
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Christy may be a disaster for you, but I'm doing ok.
Until I'm not.... /crosses fingers/
Posted by: Ubu at Tue Jun 9 18:53:24 2020 (UlsdO)
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June 06, 2020
The Speech Not Given 76 Years Ago Today
Eisenhower went into D-Day with two speeches written. One by his staff, and one by him. The latter was, thankfully, unneeded.
"Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops,My decision to attack at this time and place was based on the best information available. The troops, the air, and the navy did all that bravery and devotion to duty could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.â€
The aftermath of the victory on the beach called Omaha.
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June 04, 2020
They're in Our Kitchenz....Optimizin' Our Omelets
Over at
IEEE Spectrum they have an
article on a robot that learns from its user's reactions and generate perfect omelets. An interesting article, that focuses on the potential of advanced machine learning, it does raise some questions. How many eggs must our robot overlords break to make what they believe to be the perfect omelet? Perhaps, if we knew the answer to that question, we would count ourselves among Those Who Walk Away From Omelets.
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June 02, 2020
What Else is Happening in the World?
Certain developments that we're all following closely but are sick of hearing about have been getting the vast majority of coverage. Wonder what is getting missed?
Here are a few things.
The U.S. has agreed to sell Taiwan some
Mark 48 torpedoes. Advanced heavyweight torpedoes are the purview of only a few nations and most countries that make them have declined to sell them to Taiwan in recent years for fear of annoying Coronastan. The deal has actually been in the works since 2016, but has been delayed four years. However, for some reason, the U.S. seems to no longer be concerned about the feelings of the Middle Kingdom anymore.
See!? I'm still relevant!
In Mexico,
10 policemen on assignment to escort some potential investors in a small town vanished after completing their assignment along with numerous civilians.
Or not.
Stay safe everybody.
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Reads USNI article, thinking "Hmmm, the intended equipment fit means the ship has to be at least 6,000 tons displacement."
Checks Wikipedia, discovers baseline FREMM design is at least 6,000 tons displacement. Yup.
At least now US frigates will have two screws. They will also be the size of destroyers in many other navies, but that is a classic trend among foreign navies, so that is not exceptional.
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Well. This Day is Off to a Good Start.
This morning instead poaching eggs for breakfast I decided to pour a bowl of raisin bran. This is, theoretically, a simple operation that involves depositing the cereal in a bowl and adding milk to it (in that order...this is important). However, the difference between theory and practice is that there is no difference between theory in practice in theory, but in practice there is. For example: I discovered this morning a heretofore unknown failure mode in the aforementioned culinary preparation operation wherein the plastic bag containing the raisin bran partially falls out of the cardboard box into the bowl at precisely the length and weight distribution that when one rights the box, the bag and its contents are launched into the air free of the box with a rotation imparted on the bag of sufficient velocity that centrifugal forces completely empty the bag of raisin bran slowly enough that the bag has rotated a full 360 degrees before becoming empty but fast enough that the raisin bran has sufficient velocity to distribute itself evenly to the farthest extent of the kitchen and halfway into the dining room.
An hour later, I think I got it all.
Upon reflection, I should, perhaps, reassess my risk analysis before driving to the bank later today.
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Might be easier to write it off and just vacuum everything (with a dry/wet shop vac if it's mixed with milk already). Reminds me how I didn't put an oil filter completely on Neon. The fuel pump pumped the oil on the ground as soon as I started the engine. The fun that ensues can only be rivaled by a canopy
unlatching in flight.
Back when I was a lad of about 11, my sister handed me a
net bag with 3 bottles of milk, but let go before I secured the control of it. The 3 bottles fell on the concrete floor and shattered. Our mother was not amused. Each bottle was priced at something 33 kopeks of which 15 were refundable for the empty bottle.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Tue Jun 2 14:03:27 2020 (LZ7Bg)
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I once had a large (2-cup) Pyrex measuring cup until one day I accidentally knocked it off my counter. I was really glad I was wearing sneakers as it would have been physically impossible to leave the spot I was standing without incurring a trip to the hospital if I hadn't been. I still occasionally find stray glass shards years later in my galley kitchen, and haven't bought Pyrex since.
Posted by: StargazerA5 at Tue Jun 2 21:34:39 2020 (3TbQP)
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Yeah, tempered glass is highly resistant to damage, but when it does break, the internal stresses make the results spectacular. Complaints about spontaneous shattering have increased since Pyrex and Corelle production moved from Corning to World Kitchen.
I've got a set of Corelle that's old enough to have been made by Corning in the US, but I recently abandoned my Pyrex measuring cups for
Oxo's silicone ones, which are definitely shatterproof, as well as much lighter and cool to the touch when filled with boiling liquid.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Tue Jun 2 22:59:48 2020 (ZlYZd)
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(Hmmm, amazon link got mangled somehow; search for "oxo squeeze & pour" on your favorite online storefront)
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June 01, 2020
Various Things
Do I stop and film the many many clusters of many police cars with their blinky lights on, or speed away?
I've consistently chosen "B".
Last night was the first night since Thursday that I haven't heard prolonged gunfire, including automatic gunfire, near my house so that's a plus.
Internet's been better today though.
I was on vacation this month, but I'm only taking today and tomorrow, because we're working basically double shifts and are shorthanded at work.
Here, have a sack of cute:
Cheer up. This too will pass. And there's now a dinosaur on the space station
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