December 01, 2011

Early Christmas Present.

Sometimes, I want to ask Santa Clause or one of his surrogates two questions.
1: Was I somehow...bad?
2: If so, why does a lump of coal not suffice?

1: You ordered Calamari on Saturday.
2: I was not so inklined.

...Well there you go.

So, yesterday I was at the school working on the finishing touches to the first of three papers I have looming. After several hours sitting in front of the monitor I got up and ran to the restroom, whereupon I was all like...
..."Oh, look, Christmassy"
and then I was like...


I returned to my chair,  quickly brought the paper to a close, E-mailed it to my instructor with an explanation of why I would not be in class, and left intending to go to my doctor. There was a slight change of plans as I ended up instead sitting in traffic for over two hours by which time only the emergency room was open. After sitting in the emergency room through the night I left this morning with a diagnosis of acute hemorrhagic cystitis.
That word "hemorrhagic"....that's one of those words one hears on the Discovery channel right before one says "Boy, I'm glad I don't have that!"
Anyway...I'm on serious antibiotics right now, but I'm OK. I actually wrapped up my paper properly and turned it in finished and everything!
I also won't be surfing the cardboard tsunami at UPS tonight, so it's not altogether bad.

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1 My reading comprehension skills are a little slow today; the full significance of the word "restroom" didn't click for me until I looked up acute hemorrhagic cystitis on  Eee-yikes!

Before I go to bed tonight, I'm going to have a few words with The Big Guy Upstairs about all the crap you've had to deal with lately.  "Don't You think the Brickmuppet's suffered enough?" will be some of those words.

Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at Fri Dec 2 16:12:00 2011 (KiYAY)

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