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I've backed a lot of Kickstarter projects, and I've yet to have any of them outright fail. One came close - I won't mention who - but in the end they made a deal with an established company in their industry and I got the promised goods as professionally produced as you could ask for.
But running behind schedule seems to be almost mandatory.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Mon Jun 1 20:32:32 2015 (2yngH)
The striking thing is how small it is. This, of course, means it has limited capabilities, but even those limited capabilities should give one pause. Furthermore, it also puts such a vessel within the capability of small countries.
How Times Have Changed
While channel surfing, I recently discovered that Kill-La-Kill is playing on Cartoon Network. Now it's running after midnight, but there seems to be little or no censorship of this show, at least in what I saw.
Those unfamiliar with the show may wonder why this is surprising. For those people, I have linked to this comprehensive and NSFW overview of what Kill-LaKill does not sound like.
Despite what some commentors have suggested the ribbon appears to be completely explainable using basic engineering without any allowances being necessary for quantum mechanics special relativity or Fortean phenomenae.
The ribbon is tied around the arms between the elbow and shoulder and spaced so that it passes directly beneath the wearer's bosom. This does not provide any meaningful orthopedic support as tension varies widely with arm position and has considerable potential to chafe over time. Rather its purpose is accentuating and display that part of the anatomy in a way that is similar to a push-up bra but can be turned on and off at the whim of the wearer (See Figure A) .
Figure A
Furthermore, this arrangement makes it visually quite obvious that the displayed anatomical region has a certain minimal volume. Unlike with the aforementioned push-up bra this cannot be faked as the ribbon simply will not serve its accentuation purposes if the cup size is below a certain level , dependent only to a limited degree on the amount of tension kept on the ribbon (see figure B)
Figure B
"Next time I'm going as Queen Emereldas."
That physical limitation makes this attire choice of particular use to young ladies who have been blessed in a certain way and wish to make this abundantly clear to certain individuals and at times of their choosing.
As to the precise method by which the ribbon is tied, see Figure C
Figure C
As you can see the ribbon is....not actually tied, it just sort of is looped and there is no way to regulate it's position on the upper arm....
OK Figure C is probably inaccurate, because...physics, so we'll go to the original source material...
Figure D (Pun Inevitable, But Not Intended)
OK as one can see from Figure D, Figure C does seem to be an accurate representation of the way in which the ribbon is tied. This indicates that the ribbon material is one that has a very high elasticity and may need to be similar to bungee cord. This arrangement also requires some awareness and discipline on the part of the wearer to keep tension on the ribbon .
Additionally, the wearer, for obvious reasons cannot raise her arms over her head as in Figure E
Figure E
That can't...
If it's not tied...
...
...
OK. Ignore everything prior.
The ribbon is a cosmetic application of a technology that is sufficiently advanced to achieve the observed effects.
I hope this was helpful and answers your inquiry.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed Jun 3 11:12:51 2015 (ohzj1)
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Sacred honor requires that I mention that Figures A & B above were by Ueyama Micherou.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed Jun 3 11:20:59 2015 (ohzj1)
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It must be glued to her arms. It can't be glued to her arms.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Wed Jun 3 16:38:31 2015 (RqRa5)
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Figure C's "how to cosplay Hestia even if you haven't got the rack" offers a plausible way of emulating her Divine Gravity, but I suspect frequent re-taping will be necessary. Describing the less-gifted as "oppai ga samishii" seems a bit harsh, though.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Thu Jun 4 00:37:03 2015 (ZlYZd)
I think it's been Don who has posted pictures of cosplayers from conventions he's gone to. (I don't think he's done so for a long time, though.)
My main impression from looking at those pictures usually is that the women doing it (I don't look at the guys) usually are totally miscast, particularly in the figure department. Usually they just don't have what it takes in terms of natural equipment to pretend to be the characters they aspire to. It's sad.
A lot of Japanese cosplayers, on the other hand, really are outstanding, especially somewhere like Comiket. But... most of the really good ones are models, hired by someone or other to do it, or they're aspiring idols hoping to get scouted. In both cases it means they're the top bracket of an extremely deep bench, the Japanese equivalent of Hollywood starlets. They ain't hobbyists, that's for sure.
Even so, I doubt there will be many willing to try to do Hestia, and damned few who will do it well, for reasons I think should be obvious.
Actually, a lot of them are. While Comiket has a lot of booth babes they tend to be inside where photography is disallowed. Most of the photos are of people in the "Photos Allowed" enclave and the vast majority of them are hobbyists, often quite serious ones. They may sensibly be looking to monazite their hobby by parlaying it into a career in film, gravure, or (more likely) an internet following, but a lot of them do like the source material.
American fangirls get a bum rap. Comiket has half a million people and the photos that get passed around are the top percent of a percent of a pool that is orders of magnitude bigger than any US con. The few big US cons (far smaller than Comiket) produce some impressive cosplay displays and while Comicon is mostly booth babes and aspiring actresses, shows like Dragon Con have cosplayers that are truly impressive hobbyists. Like Japan, many of the fangirls that can do so attempt to monetize their hobby like Jennifer Nigiri did (which is perfectly rational and appropriate. You're only young once.) In my experience many of them also genuinely like the source material.
The other thing to remember is that one reason many people go to cons to have fun and be around people who won't judge them too harshly if they dress a bit goofy.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Jun 4 09:31:58 2015 (ohzj1)
Figure C's "how to cosplay Hestia even if you haven't got the rack" offers a plausible way of emulating her Divine Gravity, but I suspect frequent re-taping will be necessary. Describing the less-gifted as "oppai ga samishii" seems a bit harsh, though.
Tape and spirit gum can only do so much, and yeah, that was indeed harsh...
I'll take this moment to apologize to all of my female readers, not for posting some morphologically unlikely cheesecake (that's how this blog rolls) but rather for having the comments section devolve into DFC bashing, "fake fangirl inquisitions", just a touch of yellow fever, and the oppression that is spirit gum....all because I gave a snarkily technical tl;dr response to what was a rhetorical question.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Jun 4 09:50:33 2015 (ohzj1)
There was one American girl, maybe ten years ago, whose website I found who was doing cosplay, and she really did have the figure and the looks for it, and it was outstanding.
She eventually switched to a membership site and started doing soft-core porn.
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Yes.
That is what it does mean, and it is mean.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Jun 4 21:43:17 2015 (ohzj1)
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It will be interesting to see if fan artists and cosplayers embrace Hestia's
Clark Kent look as enthusiastically as they have her ribbon. And we now have a new look for Bell's dishwashing mentor Ryu, which opens up a DFC possibility for group cosplay, at least based on her initial appearance (the book 5 illustrations disagree).
Oh, and the description of book 5 includes a full-service hot springs adventure.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Fri Jun 5 15:31:39 2015 (ZlYZd)
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On topic, a quick image search for "hestia cosplay" turns up a number of qualified women, a disturbing number of men, several young ladies suffering from ribbon failure, and at least one Very Little Girl. I'm sure we'll see a lot more before the year is out.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Fri Jun 5 16:52:53 2015 (ZlYZd)
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I think I'm about to get my heart broken. Is Hestia
a switchhitter?
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Steven...Hestia is...well...
Hestia is a cartoon character. She's...Well, she's not real. It gets worse. If she were real, she probably wouldn't talk to us. Furthermore....How do I put this?....Boobs don't work that way. I'm sorry you had to find that out.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Jun 5 22:37:04 2015 (ohzj1)
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On the bright side
Moon Pies are quite real and easily obtained!
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Jun 5 22:40:05 2015 (ohzj1)
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The trick is for us to become cartoon characters. Then by the laws of harem anime, we'd immediately have a Strange Cute Girl move in with us, with more on the way. The house would get destroyed on a regular basis, but the way to solve that problem is to move into Tokyo Tower; they've gotten pretty good at rebuilding it.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Sat Jun 6 00:56:12 2015 (ZlYZd)
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Yeah, but also by the laws of Harem anime, if we ever DID get the notion in our noggins to sample the wares, all of the rest of the haremettes would take great exception to it and do everything possible to interfere.
There's a reason most of those heroes try to ignore the bounty around them.
You're better off with a Broken Doll, because then everyone's cheering for you to work it out, only she's really dysfunctional until you finally get to that point, and then poof, the series is over.
Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jun 6 04:09:44 2015 (TJ7ih)
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Well, yes, but even without being able to seal the deal, we'd still be surrounded by flirtatious eye candy with whom we constantly end up in Compromising Positions. And unless Lum is involved, the consequences aren't nearly as bad as real-world college boys face; sending someone to prison for consensual sex is too wacky for anime. Now those dolls are really broken!
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Sat Jun 6 11:21:04 2015 (ZlYZd)
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I dunno about those consequences being not that bad. Explosive Nosebleeds at the moment you accidentally cop a feel is pretty worrying. I had a nosebleed once that required two applications of Silver Nitrate to stanch, and that is an agony I wouldn't wish on anyone (well, maybe with a few exceptions...).
Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jun 6 22:24:45 2015 (TJ7ih)
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You know... I don't think those are moon pies at all. Croquettes?
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Tue Jun 9 18:45:05 2015 (pWQz4)
Apropos of nothing to be sure, but noting that Putin has gotten very vociferous in his defense of the sanctity of the Russian Orthodox Church, I looked up their views on cremation. Golly....
It is unclear what the HELL is actually going on in Kharkov and the Donbass but there are indications that the Ukranians are not collapsing quite yet...
Happily, we can all rest assured that none of the above is of any concern, because all of these things are denied the position of "top story" by the fact that Bruce Jenner looks quite hot for a 65 year old in a one piece, presumably meaning that we can now use plastic surgery and photoshop to make the scary stuff go away.
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The Vanity Fair picture shows that if you take a top photographer and a team of stylists, you can make Bruce Jenner look like a male athlete with a boob job. This is clearly a metaphor for Obama's foreign policy.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Tue Jun 2 10:51:14 2015 (ZlYZd)
Two Hours Well Spent
Here is an FPRI panel with three scholars giving talks on on the First World War. The whole thing is worth your time. The first covers just how unexpected the disaster was and why that was. The second talk (25 and a half minutes in) is also quite interesting, with Rutger's Kate Epstein debunking some long held misconceptions about the British Empire's position and strategy at the beginning of the war. To me the third is particularly fascinating. In it, John R. Schindler (who blogs at Double Cross Committee) goes into detail about role Austria-Hungary played in the genesis of the catastrophe. That one starts about 43 minutes in.
I was aware that things went to worms for the KuK early on, but Schindler makes it clear that their setbacks were far worse than is generally supposed, making the fact that held on till the end a fairly impressive feat.
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Great panel; after listening to Mr. Schindler's segment, I went back and watched the whole thing. Fascinating stuff. Coincidentally , I sat down with Hitman (dunno if I've mentioned him much before) for a boardgame about WWI. By the end of September 1914, I was having to redirect German armies to prop up the Austro-Hungarians, who'd come to grief in the exact same area as history showed--after an initially successful offense turned into a disaster. The KuK really do need that 7th army.
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Origins (the gaming convention) traditionally has a really good military history/contemporary military discussion track. One year they did several presentations on WWI Canadian stuff, which was fascinating. I had NO IDEA that Canadians invented motorcycle blitzkrieg.
In people's heads, WWI seems to be associated more with stereotypes than facts, sad to say.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Jun 2 20:55:13 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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Oh, and I forgot to say that Brandon Hedges has a pretty darned decent WWI novel he's been writing and serializing on his and his wife's blog.
Right now it's called <A HREF="http://www.thegreatwaranovel.com/p/volume-one.html">The Great War</a>, but I don't know if he'll be changing the title.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Jun 2 21:05:44 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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Er, sorry about that. I always forget how to link here. Lemme try that again.
The Great War. The blog is at darwincatholic.blogspot.com, but the link has it in reading order and not all dispersed as blog posts.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Jun 2 21:07:58 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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