Understanding Modern Vocabulary
As the English language leans forward into a brave new world of byzantine nomenclature, some individuals who have not been brought up to speed on the changes in terminology might come to the conclusion that certain recent statements are actually feckless dissembling rather than enlightened and inoffensive specificity.
To address the allegations, we've tracked down one of The Brickmuppet's Crack Team of Train hopping Linguists to parse the recent statements by the State Department on current events. So, from somewhere along the Masassas Line, here is our expert on exposition.
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Well...
I guess the rest of the post needs to go below the fold...
Poetry Corner
This evening, my friend BOB! and I were discussing...current events ...when suddenly he broke into verse (as he is occasionally wont to do). He thus summed up the situation perfectly.
"Please don't let this be about politics...or Kipling."
Fear not gentle readers....We'll put it below the fold.
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Lots of copybooks, back in the day when handwriting was something you were expected to pick up on your own, had "headings" (the handwriting you were copying) which were proverbs or maxims. "If you write down a moral statement five hundred times, maybe it will take," was the thinking. So, basically, a shorthand for "the sorts of moral lessons that were expected to be learned by children by rote"...
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Thu Aug 14 21:17:36 2014 (zJsIy)
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Many years ago schools in England had what were called copybooks. These were used to teach penmanship and had in addition to their text, many blank (but lined) pages. The printed pages usually contained bits of wisdom from philosophers, the Bible and great historical figures from around the world. The idea was that one would copy the quotes on the blank pages to practice proper penmanship and hopefully gain some of the wisdom in the words via 'osmosis' after copying said phrases innumerable times.
Copybooks fell out of favor in the US in the 20s or 30s but were still in use in the UK in the 1960s (Bill Whittle has mentioned that he was beset by them when he was growing up in the Bahamas).
The poem refers to a fellow going back in time through all of his previous incarnations and noting the great truths that are often discarded as passe or no longer applicable by utopians but inevitably come back to bite the societies that do not heed them.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Aug 14 21:35:48 2014 (DnAJl)
I Find to my Astonishment That I Do Not Immediately Despise This Plan
The President just gave a speech.
It was rather more direct than usual.
First some background.
ISIS (or ISIL) has been slaughtering, crucifying and otherwise creatively exterminating Christians for some time now. However, they have taken as their latest project the complete extermination of the Yazidi, an ancient community in Ninevah whose faith is an offshoot of Zoroastrianism,. The Yadzidi survivors have fled in an attempt to make for Baghdad but are now besieged and surrounded on a mountain in the desert where starvation and thirst are beginning to take their toll. Thus we are on the verge of a near total genocide.
ISIL has also taken the dam overlooking Baghdad which means they control vast amounts of electrical power a good percentage of the capitals water and can, should they blow the dam, drown thousands of civilians.
Elsewhere, the Kurds are on the ropes and the whole region is becoming an abattoir. Finally, ISIL, has put their territorial gains and the months they have been largely unmolested to good use, having grown from around 10,000 troops to well over 50,000.
The President is in a difficult position and none of the options before him are desirable. This evening he announced that US forces have begin air dropping aid to the Yadzidi and he has authorized what he describes as "targeted strikes" to defend them and a US consulate being menaced by ISIL troops.
As many of you know, I am not in agreement with our President on most maters, but tonight he is faced with a selection of wretched options and he chose what he believes is the least dreadful amongst them. There will be a lot of second guessing on this and in the weeks and months to come erudite and voluminous critiques of the minutia of his decision will be made and judgements will be passed with the profound wisdom and knowledge that comes from hindsight.
But for right now, Barak Obama, our president, has decided to attempt to stop a genocide. There is much to warrant concern, but I for one do not immediately despise this plan.
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I have been giving our various administrations a pass on the Middle East since Carter in '76. There never seem to be good options there. Only the best of the worst.
The problem with the current administration is public doubt over motive. When all your decisions are based on politics, the citizens will ascribe political motivations to every thing you do. As Steven pointed out, that seems to be his only motivating factor here.
ISIL has come a long way from the JV league, it seems.
Posted by: topmaker at Sat Aug 9 09:19:31 2014 (i0rVe)
But with Obama's latest decision to launch airstrikes against the Islamic State in the Levant (ISIL or ISIS), the Obama Doctrine has now come into focus: pretend to give a damn about suffering of innocents when it hits the headlines, ignore it the rest of the time.
Because Obama doesn't truly care. At all. He is a master emotional manipulator, capable of achieving effective posturing when it comes to the suffering of innocents. That's why the media constantly swoon at his "tone†and his "attitude†during his press conferences. They repeatedly praise his "anger†or his "determination.†But they rarely ask just what he's doing to fight evil.
Any deployment of power will be short-term and ineffective. Obama will do all he can for innocents up until the moment when he doesn't have to do so. Then he'll leave them to die.
I just read that a second round of airstrikes -- four bombs! -- happened today, following the first round of two bombs.
An IT Question for Pixy (and any other IT professionals) UPDATED
In 1973 revelations that 18 and a half minutes of a recording on a reel-to-reel tape recorder had been erased dealt the death blow to an already struggling administration. In 2014 the revelation about the loss of every single E-mail pertinent to the investigations into the IRS political targeting of American citizens is being described as 'just one of those things'.
Pixy, as an IT professional, does the total credulity expressed by so many regards this data loss indicate that the powers that be actually have proof of the existence of a population of Magical Malevolent Data Eating Bunyips whose grazing range extends throughout the tubes of the internet?
I'm thinking that this hypothesis is the only way to square that circle.
Also: Assuming they are out there, can we coax these beasts into feeding instead on anything involving Air Jordan Snakeskins and their Dadaist proponents?
UPDATE: I mean seriously, ruling out bunyip involvement would have suchimplications as to open a can of yowies.
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At first I thought the Obama administration was just trying to make the Carter years look good, but it now appears that he's trying to rehabilitate Nixon's reputation as well. Obama is just so darn generous that way...
Posted by: Siergen at Sat Jun 14 19:55:22 2014 (8/vFI)
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I think you're just going to have to turn on the only mee.nu members can post option. That stopped my spam. I don't know how long one would need to leave it on before they stop trying. The few posters who don't have accounts can get them easily enough.
Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jun 14 20:40:20 2014 (TJ7ih)
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Actually, I've pondered that and I may have to do it, but I'm loathe to as a number of my commentors are not Mee.nuvians.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sat Jun 14 20:47:39 2014 (DnAJl)
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The level of incompetence commonly found in IT around the world often leaves me surprised that anything works at all. But it does seem to be the Obama administration's go-to defence in every scandal of the last six years: We're not corrupt, we're just incompetent.
At what point does incompetence become an impeachable offence?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sun Jun 15 01:41:42 2014 (2yngH)
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This is the computer equivalent of "my dog ate the homework".
Sure, somewhere out there, there have been verified cases of dogs having eaten homework. But most of the time when it is used as an excuse, the homework was not in fact eaten by the dog... and some of the times when it was, it was first put in the dog bowl after having been rubbed with bacon and drenched in gravy.
It's an excuse offered where the one offering the excuse doesn't actually care if they are believed or not. And, really, why should Obama care? The Senate wouldn't vote to impeach him if he went into the chamber and shot a Senator.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Sun Jun 15 04:37:54 2014 (ZeBdf)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sun Jun 15 09:05:40 2014 (2yngH)
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I would hope the IRS could do better, but I do know a fun IT story from a lower-level governmental area.
All the payroll data for this location (for a couple hundred employees) was handled by one computer. So, the IT "department" (who was one person) was tasked with finding a way to back it up.
The backup consisted of copying the C:\ drive data to the D:\ drive.
Not terribly smart, since anything that wrecks the whole machine takes out both drives, right?
Even less smart when the C:\ drive finally crashed, and at that point our alleged IT professional realized that the D:\ drive was another partition on the same physical HDD.
Said IT person was somehow not fired for gross incompetence.
Posted by: Mikeski at Mon Jun 16 20:16:31 2014 (Zlc1W)
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My last full-time network and systems admin job was with a government agency. Incompetence was fine, as long as you stayed in the bureaucratic rails. In fact, *anything* was fine, as long as you never made someone higher up have to answer a question.
Of course, that last bit applies outside of government work, too...but if you're in tight with the bureaucracy, you'll (usually) be protected. Just don't quit. Make them fire you.
Wait...getting off track here.
Posted by: Ben at Tue Jun 17 08:07:38 2014 (S4UJw)
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And now it's turning out that six other high-ranking IRS people have similar e-mail retention issues.
They really need to stop buying Western Digital hard drives.
Posted by: Mauser at Wed Jun 18 06:15:46 2014 (TJ7ih)
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But that's unpossible! The Tea Party is Dead! The newsguy told us so!
Posted by: Mauser at Wed Jun 11 06:13:31 2014 (TJ7ih)
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A local Tea Party guy Mike Frese won Republican primary for U.S. 1st Congressional district in New Mexico too. I don't think he's going to prevail over our Democrat incumbent, however. Still, it's not just Virginia.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Wed Jun 11 12:31:25 2014 (RqRa5)
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Indeed, there is still a spirited debate in the primaries, which is probably healthy thing.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed Jun 11 15:44:25 2014 (DnAJl)
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Bob Parks pointed out that the two major national "Tea Party" organizations who are touting Brat's victory as their victories contributed a total of $0 to his campaign.
Posted by: Mauser at Thu Jun 12 04:21:44 2014 (TJ7ih)
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Yeah.
In fairness, Cantor was not a major target for the national organizations because he wasn't really a RINO.
However, Tea Party Express in particular is annoying in claiming Cantor as a notch on their belt buckle.
I still think Cantor should run for governor.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Jun 12 09:20:31 2014 (DnAJl)
Thoughts on Tyson's Dismissal of Philosophy
While I share some of the frustrations Neil DeGrasse Tyson has with those who endlessly debate inane philosophical points, l a bit am wary of those dismiss all philosophical inquiry or ethical questions as pointless inhibitions on the road to progress. Such admonitions bring to mind the utopian efforts of the eugenicists, a group who surely were not questioned enough about the details and implications of their premises, objectives and methods. Those involved in the experiments upon Albert Stevens and others could have benefitted from "asking deep questions". Elsewhere, similar avenues of research, divorced from any inhibiting tendencies that philosophical reflection and debate might have produced, resulted in Buchenwald.
Thus, as much awesome as he exudes in popularizing science, Tyson's statement that students should actively avoid any philosophy courses and that any questions along philosophical lines are a waste of time is rather worrisome. His argument is superficially utilitarian...the irony of which is no doubt lost on Dr Tyson, but somewhere David Hume and Jeremy Bentham are amused....but unimpressed.
A much more articulate and literate take on this can be found here. (via Borepatch)
It's not just one very wet town either, it's a chunk of northern Italy that includes cities as big as Trieste and Trento.
The referendum was non binding, and is being dismissed by the Italian government, but 89% is a big enough share of the vote that the issue is not going away.
We in the US might arguably loose our status as the oldest existing
republic...Venice was once an independent republic and was at one time
an economic powerhouse that contributed greatly to the Renaissance. Its
system of government was referenced in debates on the US
constitution.Venice was probably the longest lived Republic in history,
lasting 1100 years. The 200 odd years since its destruction by
the Jacobins spans less than a tenth of the time it existed. In fact
after the Napoleonic Wars the region fought for and eventually gained
their independence from Austria Hungary and re-established the republic
(as San Marco) for 17 months only to have the area reconquered and later annexed by Italy.
Now the people of Northeastern Italy, fed up with
Italian corruption and high taxes have held a referendum with 89% of the
vote in favor of secession. The area has always been somewhat
culturally distinct from the rest of Italy since its absorption.
Elsewhere in Italy, Sardinia is also looking to secede but is going about it differently. They are not just attempting to leave Italy, they are petitioning to accede into Switzerland, pointing out that the 8 new cantons would bring with them BEACHES, which Switzerland rather lacks at the moment.
Here are two maps I couldn't find last night that do a better job with scale and position:
It's a bit smaller than West Virginia., but it's on the Adriatic...and a
good chunk of it is in the Alps. It also , encompasses a good bit of the
fertile Po Valley, borders the Po river and contains, in addition to the tourist centers like Venice and Alpine ski lodges, Trieste, a major deepwater port and shipbuilding center. There is a a good deal of hydroelectric power, as well as there are established timber farms as well as various mines in the Alps.the area, especially around Trieste is a major trade corridor for eastern Europe, This little lot of land just generally seems to
have been designed by geographers for maximum "win"on minimum space.
(Or is a set designed by Hayao Miyazaki. )
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Mon Mar 24 13:32:59 2014 (DnAJl)
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Well....THAT last comment of mine could have used some proofreading.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Mon Mar 24 13:35:09 2014 (DnAJl)
Happy Presidents Day
In compliance with FCC requirements that a certain percentage of our content be educational, we feel we should point to this...
...and take time to educate our readers about the fact that the United States played no part in Gallipoli or the Battle of Verdun, both of which took place before the US declared war in 1917.
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I don't even try to keep up with Touhou anymore. Every game that Zun makes adds a whole new cast of characters, and it's gotten to the point that keeping up with the AKB variant casts would be easier.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Tue Jan 21 03:23:08 2014 (IopVv)
Corrected For Mercator
This is interesting.
We've discussed amusing Mercator follies before, but this really drives home just how freaking huge Africa really is. As it straddles the equator, Africa (like South America) tends to receive maximal Mercator minimization.
Note that there is still space left over... I'm sure that one could squeeze Denmark, Austria, Hungary, Slovakia and some of the Balkans in there at least.
The map is nicked from this article which touches on the rather surprising great game pantomime between China and Japan in Africa.
Interestingly, while it does note that they are "playing different games", with Japan looking to open new markets and China focused on 'soft power', China's goal is expressed mainly in obtaining African support for Chinesse policies in the United Nations.
However, China's big goal seems to be resource utilization. Of course Africa is exceedingly rich in minerals and China's buying up mines is fairly well known, however there is a more basic resource that China is very interested in that Africa can provide....food.
China has been buying up arable land in Africa to compensate for their lack of such back home and setting up plantations. More on that here, here and here. This is all going on with little notice due to the unfortunate tendency to ignore the vast and underdeveloped continent.
If, Today, You Read Just One
...disquisition on Edmund Burke's views on morality and how it ties into traffic safety and the philosophy of John Ford, let this be it.
Ace has thoughts on the alpha intellects who struggle mightily with the Sisyphean task of dragging us ungrateful fools kicking and screaming into the future of blissful yet responsible nirvana that they have so benevolently chosen to bestow upon those of us, who, due to our profound ignorance, are unaware that we are part of the unworthy, ungrateful and barely sentient hoi polloi, and who, without our better's magnanimous guidance would have long since perished by aspirating our own foetid benightedness.
Time is Fleeting
Many however, don't want to believe this.
For them we provide a comforting lie: "That asshsat that Buzz Aldrin punched didn't know the HALF of it!"
A Certain Pithiness
I've been struggling for some time with a couple of half written posts. However, while there is grist aplenty for them, words are failing me...there is just so much to address.
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I'm fond of the headline I saw over on Reddit: "WWII Vets ignore ropes and barriers... because Normandy was closed, too."
Posted by: Wonderduck at Wed Oct 2 20:37:19 2013 (dM817)
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Interestingly, the order to erect barriers that weren't there before and to have staff standing by seem to have come from much higher up than the park service.
Posted by: Mauser at Thu Oct 3 03:59:17 2013 (TJ7ih)
These Posts Seem to Happen in Threes
In keeping with the carefree and optimistic tone of the previous two posts, I find myself asking recently why the story about the Stingers has gotten so little coverage except in overseas papers and certain partisan circles here.
"Oh God. Did you say "partisan? 'cause I was kinda' hoping to make friends!"
Indeed. Not only does my inquiry involve the "P" word it focuses on the particular "B" word that people just don't seem quite fearful of looking at too closely, and that "B" involves another "P" word which is Politics and so it goes below the fold.
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You're right. This is a very newsworthy story, it's very depressing and worrying, and I don't believe the denials either.
On the bright side, there's always the more depressing news about China's little adventuresome side. Every time in the last ten years when I've attended Origins' military history track, they always had something else scary to tell us about China's plans and preparedness. Yet that's generally not news, either. (But at least there we can think it's a matter of straightforward bribes and advertising money.)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Aug 20 21:09:17 2013 (cvXSV)
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I thought Steven didn't understand "disappoint" but now you have a definition of "bright side" I'm unfamiliar with.
Perhaps it's actually me!
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Tue Aug 20 21:19:16 2013 (F7DdT)
Prarie Fire Fizzles
Well, the verdict in the Zimmerman trial came down. It was not the result most in the media desired.
As I type this there seems to have been only the most sporadic vandalism, and then in locations where any excuse will foment mischief so that hardly counts.
This relative calm was despite considerable efforts by certain parties in the media and elsewhere to fan the flames of violence.
Those incitements were in vain and I feel pretty damned good about that.
UPDATE: The prosecution receives some harsh words from 'The Dersh'. WOW!
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It's easier to puff up your chest and act violent on Twitter, at no personal cost.
Posted by: Mauser at Sun Jul 14 20:45:07 2013 (cZPoz)
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I think part of what's going on is a realization that CCH and Open Carry are gaining ground in the country. Puffing up your chest and threatening to kill someone could result in a lethal response.
Posted by: Ben at Mon Jul 15 10:06:46 2013 (/Mdmg)
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