April 11, 2008

Tomorrow Night is Yuri Night!

For those who might be unclear on exactly what this is,  Yuri Night celebrates the anniversary of the launch of the first man in space, Yuri Gagarin. Not that...um... other Yuri. For those who will, therefore, be feeling terribly disappointed and cheated by tomorrow's post, Brickmuppet Blog helpfully provides (as a courtesy) this moment of reflection.

For those who are understandably offended by this  utterly uncharacteristic display of base, prurient, pandering we offer as compensation this bit of thoughtful commentary for the other demographic.



Remarkable editing there.... ( shudders)



Touching Yuri dialog was found on the interweb years ago. Pic is a capture from Kashimashi which I am very unlikely to ever watch.
Trek Vid is via a friend who does not wish to be named on a wingnut blog.



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April 05, 2008

Oh the Horror of it All

Loyd's of London warns of a peril that most of us just hadn't seen coming.

Lloyd's warns of a lack of natural disasters


No that's not a typo....

It seems they are worried that the lack of natural disasters will increase pressure on them to reduce premiums.

Oh dear...the horror...I'm so vexed and chagrined I fear I shall cry.

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April 01, 2008

Brickmuppet Blog Declares for Hillary!



April 2 Update:...actually no....

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Azumanga Sequel Announced

April fools idiocy below fold...
more...

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First Pics of JNS Fuji

April foolery moved below fold.
more...

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March 28, 2008

Monsterous Malevolent Marsupial Molestation

Well, I didn't see this story coming.

New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.



I'll bet it curled his hair too.

VIA


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February 26, 2008

Discuss...

...If possible, explain.

 

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January 14, 2008

Teh Gideunz R in Ur Internets....

....tranzlaitin ur Biblz.

ZOMG1!!1
(Zliterally)

via

UPDATE: Cieling Cat loves the visually impaired too. There is an audio version.

UPDATE 2: ahem...
         

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January 05, 2008

And Now...A Musical Interlude

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December 18, 2007

A Moron in Mongolia

High maintenance beetotch should not leave the amazing technologicaly based maintenance infrastructure that makes decadent, high maintenance beeotchery possible.

If you are a vegan, Inner Mongolia is right out.

"There wasn't a thing on the table that I could eat" said a frustrated Love. "They kept putting food in front of me, but I kept trying to tell them that I was a vegan. I pointed to the food and said it really loudly and slowly 'vegan, veee-gaaan' but they didn't seem to understand. They just kept encouraging me to eat."

Love's lack of Mongolian language skills coupled with the families lack of English language skills provided the perfect environment for a cultural misunderstanding to take place. And before long the Mongolian family had come to understand that "vegan" meant "sick" and quickly began to set out to find a remedy for their guest's illness

Hillarity ensues...

Of course, in keeping with a general policy of cluelessness, our heroine has learned nothing.

"I'm not going back to Mongolia, I can tell you that for sure, but I'm seriously looking at some remote parts of Africa for next summer."

Coming Next Summer: The Peril of Bushmeat

HT: Rand Simberg

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December 01, 2007

Troll Slain!

This is rich.

Evil rightwing asshat comments on the Boots and Sabers blog, advocating the assasination of teachers and, amongst other things, speaking highly of the Columbine killers.

 ......Kids like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold members of the Young Republicans club at Columbine. They knew how to deal with the overpaid teacher union thugs. One shot at a time! Too bad the liberals rip them; they were heroes and should be remembered that way.” 

What an unspeakably vile comment!

Well, this comment was reported to the police by a teacher who makes it his biddness to keep tabs on scary and sketchy sites like Boots and Sabers.

The police responded, and the Boots and Sabers bloggers, hoping no doubt to prevent mayhem, provided the police with the trolls IP address.  

'Right wing wacko' turns out to be the former president of the local teachers union, (or as he might say, an "overpaid teachers union thug") most likely trolling as an agent provocatuer. His 'sockpuppet' is a sub literate soldier who denigrates teachers.

The whole story is at Boots and Sabers. It should be noted that the B&S guys, while, working with the police on this, are expressing misgivings about the fact that the loon is being locked up.

It is apparant that the fellow is not a threat, just lying leftie scum, which is not a crime any more than it is to be a truthful nerdy right wing loon (for which there is much rejoicing!).

So, given the facts do you think they were right to give out the IP addy? If not why not? Also, do you think the teacher should be incarcerated for internet hijinks? Why or why not?

Hat tip: Instapundit

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November 23, 2007

Evolution in Action

Wow thanks!

On the one hand there will be fewer woolly headed loons voting.
On the other hand there will be fewer people to pay for the sort of Ponzi schemes the woolly headed loons expect to pay for their old age.
On the gripping hand...there will be fewer wooly headed loons to vote against ending said Ponzi schemes.



As always, Eric Scheie uses his damnable logic to wipe the grin off my face.

HT both links: Instapundit

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November 20, 2007

Are They Even Trying!? Or Are They Nuts?

 Via Anonymous PHD comes the Washington Monthly's Golden Wingnut Award!!

  ...In which Kevin Drum gets his loyal readers to vote for the most excrebal examples of lunacy they can find. OK this is fair I suppose but their choices are telling.

 

   This was the winner...yes ladies and gentlemen this was the most awfulest thing they could find!

   WTF!?

 It's a pretty reasonable if partisan assesment of the value of an actually relevant pollution control agreement (In stark contrast to Kyoto). It's a bit snarky but damn!

THAT WAS WHAT PISSED THEM OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING?!

THAT WAS IT!??

If that was the dumbest thing a righty has written on the internet then we are unstoppable BWAHAHAHA!!!

..all yur senate seetz are bel0ng to us!!1

Alas, no, there is asshattery on the right, as even a partisan wingnut such as me points out occasionally .There is idiocy all about, so it is really bizzare that this is the best they could come up with.

Of course, the winnings post deals with what may turn out to be a considerable foreign policy and environmental step forward. It seems likely that the potential of a success for the President, the hatred of whom has consumed them utterly, is what set them off. I doubt many of the voters got past the mild sarcasm of the initial paragraph.  

Lame.

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November 19, 2007

Sweet Vengance

Rand Simberg points out an example of  rather poetic revenge that while technically illegal,  is certainly cathartic.

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November 08, 2007

Elder Statesman

The bane of  bunnies is no friend to felines either. (via)

I always cut him slack for the rabbitgate thing, but this is horrid.

 

 

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October 25, 2007

The Making of a Legend

 This has certainly been making the rounds but it does bear linking to.

Asshat reporter acts like pompous jerk.

Asshat reporter proudly blogs about his asshattery.

For possibly the only time in the entire history of the serious biddness that is the intwerweb (from as far back as when it was a series of straws) 196 commenters are in complete agreement on something.

Thank you asshat reporter.

You indirectly made me  LOL.

You are truly a legendary asshat.

Update: Docweasel, who preserved the legendary moment of internet unity, has relevant updates here and here. The reporter is taking pains to cover for his wire service (which shows professionalism) and does seem contrite. He seems like a pushy arrogant little cuss, but most reporters are. If they weren't there wouldn't be any Spider Jerusalem would there? Docweasel considers the issue closed.

Credit where its due, he’s not cutting and running, as he easily could, he’s come back to explain, apologize and take his licks. Ok, that chapter is done, its rude and useless to keep bashing the guy once he’s apologized.

 Fair enough. Additionally being IN Iraq and OUTSIDE the green zone puts him way ahead of a lot of reporters. So, loyal Brickmuppeteers, don't go harassing the guy on his new blog, that's tacky, stalky, and otherwise smells of Code Pinko behavior...just don't.

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October 20, 2007

Jihad of the Squirrels

Instapundit points out a recent incident where an apparent jihadi squirrel deprived a neighborhood of power and took out a Toyota Camry.

A little digging turned up this gem...Yes, indeed, it's proof that the squirrel uprising is well underway, and has been targeting our electrical infrastructure for some time. This needs to get more attention than it does if only because squirrels, being faster and smaller are far more difficult targets than...you know....zombies.

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October 19, 2007

A Poor Choice of Method....

Ouch!

More remarkable than the notion that someone would commit suicide by pointing a FLARE GUN in their mouth...is that Wonderduck and I IM'd each other this story nigh simultaneously.

We truely have a low opinion of each other.

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October 15, 2007

Provincial Pinhead Points Pointedly at Pastoral Provincialism (Preceded by Pasta)...

Hilarity ensues.

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