July 06, 2010

No More Mickey Ds for Me

Nosirree.


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True Facts

Ever wonder what'll become of those twentysomething emo kids when they grow up in 15-25 years?

When Emo kids grow up they become Beta Hippies. Beta Hippies are a degenerate urban subspecies of  hippie. Unlike their commune reared relatives, Beta-Hippies are completely dependent on the beneficence of the state and  are utterly incapable of coping with reality outside of their urban environment.

To wit:


If, by some unfortunate circumstance, you find yourself responsible for a beta hippie you should keep them out of the wild and near the espresso bar.
You should probably keep them away from skittles too.

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at 09:03 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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