February 24, 2021

A Critique of the First Few Episodes

...of 2021.


After the Gatling gut punch and cliffhanger that was the prequel, I was expecting some respite for the characters and  none has been forthcoming. There really needs to be SOMETHING to break the tension, a tender moment, perhaps some comedy relief.


A beach episode would be nice.

However, the writers seem to be a bunch of  disaffected boughie boys who think that the unrelenting misery and depravity of iron age comics is the hight of literary accomplishment. 

The writers are also hacks because this show is not a medical procedural, the last cour was not entertaining, and this particular emerging plotline is derivative, unoriginal, unappealing and has been done to death.

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February 23, 2021

I Hope None of My Audience Speak Swedish



'cause this is probably lewd or something. 

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February 22, 2021

Do You Have Too Many Brain Cells?

In these trying times, do you need to free up cranial space for some other purpose like like a concealed weapon, toolkit, or emergency food supply?


Well, Luna the MagiKarp can help you with that problem!

You see, she's a pretty good V-Tuber....buuuut... on Saturdays she's been doing a dramatic readings of what may be the most [ ADJECTIVES GO HERE  ] RWBY / High School DxD / Sonic the Hedgehog / Harem / Gary Stu / Hentai Fanfic in the history of ever. 

The pain begins at minute 28 with an overview of what has gone before and a brief explanation of the "stylistic quirks" that she has to cope with during her reading. The actual reading begins 41.5 minutes in and if you play it in the background will provide your day with 5 hours of pure, distilled, concentrated, and unadulterated cringe guaranteed to make you dumber.  I caught the last two hours and  when I got in from work today I burned my sausage biscuit in the microwave because I'm that stupid now. 


This is epically abominable. 


 
Luna is not responsible for writing this travesty, and her voice box suffered greatly from it. 


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February 19, 2021

Well This is Completely Unhelpful

Gallows humor is important for getting through dark times, but sometimes...just don't. 


Snerk.
 



Bad ad. 
Bad taste.
Poor form. 
Don't give them any more excuses.

Also: POG!

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Today in Journaism

Yesterday, Shanon Melero at Jezebel did a piece on the disgraceful decision to omit the iconic Chun-Li from the new Mortal Combat  re-boot and inquired as to how such a travesty was allowed to happen. 




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19 minutes later, the layers of researchers and fact checkers who are assigned the sisyphean task of preventing Jezebel's writers from publishing moronic merde, chimed in with an answer to her inquiry. 





"Cleanup on aisle 5. "

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February 14, 2021

Happy Singles Awareness Day

 
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February 09, 2021

The Things One Learns From One's Comments

So I got a bizarre spam comment earlier which consisted of what appeared to be a long, obsequious biography of William Dafoe that had been Google Translated from some other language.


While I did not click on the link (obviously) a perusal of the URL indicates that the link was to a site warning that Mr. Dafoe is secretly the leader of a global conspiracy. 

I don't understand the world anymore. 

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