Because it's that day that ghosts, goblins, zombies, and vampires are most likely to be non-compliant with quarantines and lockdowns....for they HUNGER.
Also:
No matter how scary they may be, if they come to your door, don't do this...
Instead, take the opportunity to do safety checks on your equipment.
It's important to note that this travesty was committed by APPLE and not some completely different company that might or might not be mentioned in the comments. .
Posted by: Canthros at Sat Oct 31 11:27:47 2020 (mToqK)
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Oh.
Golly.
Whatever could that last comment by Canthros mean?
I guess it will forever be a mystery.
We will never speak of this again.
(Thanks. I'll go beat my head against the desk now.)
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sat Oct 31 15:53:16 2020 (5iiQK)
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Oct 16 13:30:35 2020 (5iiQK)
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Genshin cribs really heavily from Breath of the Wild... but it turns out that BotW is a really good source to crib from. The gacha aspect of the game is crap, but it's a really high-quality game.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Sat Oct 17 02:37:48 2020 (v29Tn)
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Yeah, Ironmouse and Silvervale have taken to calling it "Breath of the Waifus".
While outside my bailiwick, I gather from inference and observation that this is one of relatively few games where the "husbandos" one can collect are also considered quite visually pleasing by the ladies.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sat Oct 17 04:52:50 2020 (5iiQK)
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Brickmuppet @5, Penny Arcade had a comic just Friday that's sort of related.
Posted by: Rick C at Sat Oct 17 13:41:44 2020 (eqaFC)
However, due to a silly, neurotic concern about using a 2017 article from The Onion as a source for a story about a 2020 science breakthrough, I dug a little deeper and found the awful truth.
"Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two dimensional objects [breadth and length] can exist in a third dimension [height], parallel universes can also exist in higher dimensions.
"We predict that gravity can leak into extra dimensions, and if it does, then miniature black holes can be produced at the LHC.
"Normally, when people think of the multiverse, they think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every possibility is actualised.
"This cannot be tested and so it is philosophy and not science.
"This is not what we mean by parallel universes. What we mean is real universes in extra dimensions.
