February 14, 2021

Happy Singles Awareness Day

 
Art by Cait. Support him on Fanbox or Gumroad

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February 09, 2021

The Things One Learns From One's Comments

So I got a bizarre spam comment earlier which consisted of what appeared to be a long, obsequious biography of William Dafoe that had been Google Translated from some other language.


While I did not click on the link (obviously) a perusal of the URL indicates that the link was to a site warning that Mr. Dafoe is secretly the leader of a global conspiracy. 

I don't understand the world anymore. 

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January 24, 2021

Perhaps Blair, or Cameron Would Be an Acceptable Compromise?


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January 20, 2021

Honestly, I Really Thought He Would Last a Bit Longer in Office

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January 05, 2021

I can't tell you how gratifying it is...

...to be told that my blog inspires "great memotipasi" by so much of my readership.


"...the hell?"

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December 29, 2020

A Solution to the Gawr-Gura Conundrum

 Gawr-Gura is an English language V-Tuber associated with Hololive. Gawr-Gura is a little unusual in a manner distinct from her just being little and unusual. She embraces the conceit of many female V-Tubers being some variety of fantasy trope animal girl, but instead of being a catgirl, foxgirl or bunny-girl, she's half-carcharadon, you know, a great white shark. 


There's lore, I'm sure. 

While other demi-human damsels have cute animal ears coming out of their heads Gawr-Gura's hybrid nature is denoted by an art-deco hoodie and a shark tail. 



Now, if you're anything like me, you're looking at that and wondering how she goes to the bathroom.



"Whatever setbacks I have had in my life, I can at least always be secure in the knowledge that I am not anything like you." 

Anyway, Hololive is a Japanese company, and over there, a few Gundam toilets notwithstanding,  they have lots of squat toilets, so, problem solved.


The toilet in the maison I lodged at  for a month in Nerima; better suited to shark-girls than honkey-boys. . 

See? There's one less thing to worry about now.

You're welcome. 


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December 27, 2020

Oh Thank Goodness

It's just a crazy mad bomber. 


Nothing to worry about.

Seriously, there was speculation on both sides of the political divide that whoever set off the massive explosion in Nashville was motivated by politics. The theories have included, but not been limited to, Trump voters, Bernie Bros, BLM, Antifa, Anti Government Militias on the Libertarian Right, Anti Government Militias on the Anarchist Left, people upset at AT&T, or a false flag operation by one of the above to frame another of the above, and all of the aforementioned scenarios were presented as a long stride down the dark path towards civil war. 

Hence, the lack of coverage here* as there was not merely a lack of knowledge, but the actual opposite of knowledge. The information beyond the facts of the blast itself actually went into in the negative as the day progressed. 

NOW THERE'S A LEAD. 

And we fully acknowledge that said lead might itself might be bullshit**,  but it appears the police have a suspect


And to everyone's relief that suspect appears to be/have been a 5-G whack job ; somebody who believes that 5-G celltowers are spreading COVID-19.



This bit of Cray-Cray is far outside the realm of politics, and more importantly, seems, while very fringe, to be bi-partisan, nay, international stupidity. 

So, on this one issue, we can all come together in a brief moment of national unity, the likes of which is normally reserved for furries. 

*Well, that and the outage.

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December 06, 2020

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?

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November 24, 2020

Link Hazzard

Beware when perusing J. Greely's site. I was reading his latest missive and absentmindedly clicked on a hyperlink. 


It was a trap. 

It took me to Amazon, and with that one click contaminated my search algorithims so that now, when I look for canned chicken, I now get pet food mixed in with all my chicken choices

Ordering chicken chloride just got hazardous. 

Some bloggers just want to watch the world burn.

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November 21, 2020

Musical Interlude

Watch on Bitchute

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November 17, 2020

Veibae and the Stages of Gacha

Everyone's favorite virtual Polish succubus teaches her viewers an important lesson about the sunk cost fallacy. 


How much she learned is unknown. 

UPDATE: 

Not a lot apparently. 

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November 04, 2020

First They Came For The Oppai...Then They Came For The Rogue A.I.

A few months ago we noted that an American V-Tuber with the admittedly spicy name Oppai Pantsu was banned for a TOS violation. The violation was that Twitch retroactively decided that "Oppai" was a banned word on the platform. They had never mentioned this and had not given the girl the opportunity to change it. She had to re-launch her channel under the name Oppapan and lost her Partner status. Her channel has never really recovered its once impressive viewership (no one can search for her under her old name). 


Today, Projekt Melody got the same treatment, though there is, as yet, no indication as to why. 


No indication at all...Just a pink screen. 

What's weird is that despite Projekt Melody's other channel, her Twitch stream was fairly inoffensive (double entendre's notwithstanding). Projekt Melody was an entertaining Twitch streamer. She was no pro-gamer, but she was enthusiastically learning video games and her streams were enjoyable in large part because of her enthusiasm and dry wit. She did a lot to help up-and coming streamers by leveraging her sudden celebrity. Despite her official backstory (She is a rogue A.I. damnit. That is her story and she is sticking to it!) there was a remarkable sense of sincerity and fun in in her show. 

This is really bizarre, I'm not sure what Twitch is up to aside from drunkenly swinging the banhammer. 

I do note that Melody was one of the few streamers that spoke up in defense of those Holo-Live girls that got temporarily banned last month


UPDATE: 


Hambly can't spell "extortion" which is unfortunate as that is the reason for Melody's absence. A DMCA notice was filed by her character designer, apparently  in breach of contract. 

UPDATE 2:
As per Wonderduck in the comments, Melody is back

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October 31, 2020

Everyone be Careful Driving this Evening

Because it's that day that ghosts, goblins, zombies, and vampires are most likely to be non-compliant with quarantines and lockdowns....for they HUNGER. 

Also:

No matter how scary they may be, if they come to your door, don't do this...


Instead, take the opportunity to do safety checks on your equipment. 

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October 30, 2020

As Part of The General Compliance With the Standards and Practices of Current Year

APPLE has bought the Peanuts Holiday specials

They will be aired on APPLE TV only and not shown on TV until after the holidays. 

Brickmuppet Blog has, therefore, taken it upon ourselves to partially fill the void in Peanuts spoopy content. 



It's important to note that this travesty was committed by APPLE and not some completely different company that might or might not be mentioned in the comments. .

Also: 
One more thing. (Scarcely worth mentioning.) 
more...

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October 22, 2020

And Now a Word From our Sponsor



LEGAL NOTICE: Brickmuppet Blog actually has no sponsors and is not supported in any way by Pez. 
Please don't harass, or terrorize them. Please. We're not their fault.

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October 21, 2020

How are YOU Celebrating the Holiday?

I don't know how long this link will be valid, so here. 



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October 18, 2020

Bardcore Break

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Oh.

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October 15, 2020

In OTHER News


It should be noted that there is other dreadful news in the world, specifically in the world of V-Tubers.

Genhin Impact is an absolutely gorgeous game and appears to be very fun to play, but, alas,  it is a Gacha game with all that that implies, as Silvervale found the first time she spun a Gacha



A collaboration between two V-Tubers suffered a translation mishap.

Via Pixy

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October 14, 2020

How to Play Chess

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