September 20, 2019

Meanwhile...at Area 51


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September 16, 2019

Why...

...did Pixiv think I'm interested in this?




Also: Why does this exist?

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September 15, 2019

"...because that's illegal in 2019."

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September 13, 2019

One Hour to Go


...before we can safely debunk paraskevidekatriaphobia.

In the meantime, here is this...


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September 09, 2019

How Bad are GamerGaters?

Well,  pervy racists can't abide them.


Unclear on the concepts apparently.

On a slightly related note:

What did Gab do to so enrage so many people in the Fediverse?

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September 04, 2019

Augh! You Got Weebery in my Baconator!



What the hell am I looking at?

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September 03, 2019

Adventures in Algorithms.



One of these things...



...is not like the others.


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August 29, 2019

Cults

As pushy as Apple is J. Greely points to evidence that Linux is not the answer.....



UPDATE: Odd. The embed is not working as I type this but the link is.




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August 23, 2019

Hey, It Makes as Much Sense as The Last One


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August 22, 2019

Golly!


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August 21, 2019

And Then This Happened

You Tube has removed robot fight videos because of their policy against animal cruelty.

No. We're not making this up.


"That's just...Wow."


Since YouTube is putting so much effort into encouraging their viewers to consider alternative platforms, I'd really be remiss if I didn't note that Brickmuppet Blog's BitChute referral page is here.

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August 13, 2019

Important Health Advisory

The Federal Department of Agriculture has issued a consumer warning  regarding certain treatments.

One of our Crack Team of Science Babes has thoughts on this unexpected headline and its impli.... Wait, Is she OK?


"Why is this warning necessary? What the actual Hell is wrong with people!? This is our society now! Game over! Game over!"

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Update Your Codebooks Brickmuppeteers!

coveefe3742

Herbie, Herbie, Herbie.

begin edit

$ cat fileCHRIS CUOMO

change to

$1 sed 'li FREDDO' file1
Freddo McFredderson
Doxy Freddo
Punchy Freddo
Freddo Merch

end edit


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July 23, 2019

While The Nutbars Keep Focusing on the Jews...

...the REAL conspiracy reveals itself to be a plot by orange(?) loudmouth New Yorkers with strange hair to take over world leadership positions.



Everything is crazy.
I'm rather more OK with this crazy than most.

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July 10, 2019

Quick Status Update

As I type this, I'm in the University Library working on a research paper. 

Below the fold is a quick status update. For those justifiably not interested in such banality, here is evidence that Hollywood doesn't value diversity so much as they hate the Irish.


Source Unknown

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July 07, 2019

A Small Bit of Encouragement

Just click here


 

"Our fears of impending Molotov cocktails may be overblown."

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June 23, 2019

Gracious! It's Just Like an Isekai Show

Oh good. My login works in this universe. Fancy that.

So. Due to automotive problems and some ill-considered decisions, I have, for the last four days, been in a North Carolina swamp with spotty cell-phone connectivity and no internet whatsoever.
Today, after returning "home" I've discovered that I've returned not to my home, but someplace....else.

It's a dystopian alternate universe where Facebook is actually issuing its own online currency with the backing of multinational corporations, some of whom have a reputation of freezing the bank accounts of people they find politically suspect. This will make the Chinese Sesame Credit System a reality throughout the U.S.A. and the world...like it's some Walter John Williams novel.

In this dark reflection of my world, the news media is CREDULOUSLY reporting that cellphones are causing young people to grow horns out of their heads. Weekly World News must not exist in this universe...(checks Wikipedia)....aaand it went out of business here in 2007.
On the one hand "Yay! Draphs!" on the other hand....Bullshit. Surely it's bullshit? (does a modicum of checking) Yes it's bullshit.

In THIS reality the anti-war left is catatonic with rage that Trump...did...not...start a full blown war...
 
This grimdark science fiction novel has the poorly written, mustache-twirling, cruel and decadent aristocrats in the cities cutting off power to those in the rural areas just as the hottest days of the years approach...no doubt to maximize the impact of loosing refrigeration, air conditioning and access to home medical equipment.

In this sequel to Harrison Bergeron a beautiful, strong, competent, independent, heroic, mixed-race woman was forced to get a partial mastectomy because the Handicapper General demanded it so that the woman would meet approved global beauty standards.

Akshually that last paragraph consists mostly of snark as the non-story is not, in itself, of any importance...This most inconsequential of udder utter non-issues only becomes an issue because the media in this Orwellian Hellscape I find myself trapped in is, for some reason, literally trying to tell us that this non-event is not happening and that the new design has exactly the same bra size as the old...we're not seeing what we're seeing because 2+2=5.
The actual character design of this Tifa cosplayer is gorgeous (a 9/10 or better if one needs a numerical representation),  it's like the Megacorps of this alternate world are hyping largely non-existent outrage in order to distract from the fact that the game is being released in 3 to 5 separate games, over years, looks very much like it may have pay to win issues, will be entirely online and fully embraces the media-as-a-service cancer to the extent that no one will ever really be able to own their game and will always be at risk for loosing it if one crosses the ever changing threshold on speech standards.

 
In this world, far from being over, the Jussie Smollet case is just getting started.

It seems that Kaiju are real here: The Kyushu shinkansen nework was taken out by a single slug.

This universe seems to have diverged from mine around 1984, because here Atari has a new console coming out.

So. I find myself trapped in an alternate, and slightly crazier world

However, this worlds version of my blog (curiously) is unchanged.
Perhaps this isn't really an isekai situation.
After all. All those years of wasting my life on comic books, video games and playing D&D didn't prepare me for squat in this place..

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June 17, 2019

More Musk Magic


This tweet means something, but the tweet's existence suggests it means something other than what is tweeted.




"Oh please. This is Obviously a demonstration of the...(something-something)...capabilities of Starlink." 

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May 17, 2019

Begun These Cheesecake Wars Have

J. Greely decided to post a bunch of visually interesting not entirely canonical depictions of various characters from Girls Frontline a Chinese gacha game that is focused on anthropomorphizations of various modern and historical firearms.

Mr. Greely is to be commended on the quality of his cheesecake.

But quantity has a quality all its own.


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April 18, 2019

Algorithms: They Take You To....Places

While trying to confirm a rumor that Sargon of Akkad had been arrested*, I blundered onto this.  59 minutes and six seconds later, I feel that I am now dumber than I have ever been.



It starts off innocently enough, with retarded claims about the precision of the geometry of the Giza Pyramids. Then our humble Gumby presenter starts name dropping Thoth. By 7:27 he's claiming that Jews are space aliens who were visiting Atlantis when things went pear shaped but that's not important or germane to THIS discussion because all our problems seem to stem from the Martian Patriarchy and the misconception that Satan is bad. Zecharia Sitchin, Edgar Casey, and Nostradamus have all been mentioned by 13:26.  It goes on at an AMAZING pace explaining how the 12 dimensional properties of spacetime and the electromagnetic properties of ley lines are demonstrated and proven by the "hundredth monkey" phenomenon. The video goes on, laying out in excruciating and utterly contradictory detail a grand unified field theory of derp that (naturally enough) includes tantric inter-dimensional sex meditations.

So: What is the takeaway from all this?

The world is stupid and getting stupider.

I suspect that my use of the word "Akkad" in a search is what brought me to this surfeit of Fortean numbnuttery.



*He appears to have been given a stern talking-to for a 3 year old tweet.

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