November 12, 2016

Happy National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day!!

No. Really.

You now know what you must do.


Emi Ebirazaki By Weee/Raemz

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November 08, 2016

Well, The Election Looks to......Wait. What?



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November 07, 2016

21 Minutes of Idiocy

Also Lawbreaking. In particular Newton's first.



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November 03, 2016

The Road Ahead of Us Passes into Fog

All year, there have been signs.
The rules no longer seem to apply.
Things which make the world work are breaking down.
The stars are now right for chaos to be loosed upon us all.

Now we finally have proof.
That the end times,

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November 02, 2016

In Which the Word Literally Could Literally be Used Literally

Thank you Dustbury. I just broke my chair....but it was worth it.



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October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween


Halloween Mercy by Tako Seijin



Touhou's Marissa by Bakanoe


Idolmaster drama generators by Ilo/Mairo


Blake the Candy Pirate by Lesupa


Finally, if the above images are just too pleasant for you, there is always the Halloween episode of Gumball, which has Gumball, Darwin and the ghost girl who haunts their school encounter the most accurate depiction of a shouggath ever.

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October 23, 2016

Well, This is...Edgey.

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September 14, 2016

Work Arounds

So, the Gadsen flag was declared racist.


Then this happened.










(There's always one)










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August 31, 2016

On the Use of Laser Sighting Devices to Minimize the Effectiveness Of an Opponent's Defilade


Artist Unknown 

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August 28, 2016

More Evidence*...

...that this sort of thing is a larger problem in our society than is generally acknowledged. 





*for a certain value of evidence

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June 23, 2016

Well Then. This is Just...Awkward.

I saw no point in discussing the lying , candy ass, haplophobic Were-Chihuahua...



However, The Dustbury has discovered something priceless which I am going to shamelessly steal because this juxtaposition is just sublime...






"That's gonna leave a mark. "


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May 19, 2016

Burying the Lede at NPR

The full implications of this story seem to have passed over the heads of the folks at NPR.  In fact, they seem to be focusing mainly on potential pitfalls .


Here's one of The Brickmuppet's Crack Team of Science Babes to explain just how this sort of scientific inquiry may positively affect life in the 21st century.



Thank you...Catherine...That is not quite the example I was going to use but it's close enough and may still be of interest to some of our readers.

For everyone else, here's Ayumi Hamasaki quietly explaining one reason why we want this miracle of science to be funded. 




Full Disclosure: "Science Babe" is not really named Catherine, but is, rather, a rendition of Touhou's Nittori Kawashiro by Nagumo.  
more...

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May 17, 2016

"All Year"

An ill-bred and uninformed individual, blinded to their own ignorance by the Dunning - Kruger Effect, might foolishly conclude that purchasing a product that is good "All Year" would indicate that said product is implied to be good for between 365 and 366 days, or, alternatively, is valid for the rest of the calendar year. 


Of course, a person of sophistication and nuance such as, say, an academic, understands that these two words are not so provincially constrained in certain contexts...such as the Old Dominion University Parking Services Department. As I'm sure you are aware Gentle Reader, a person of letters is astute enough to appreciate that an "All Year" parking pass is, in fact, not actually valid during the summer semester for reasons so obvious as to render any inquiry into the matter a troubling indicator of low intellect, as well as a degenerate worldview centered around the retrograde and problematic notion that words mean things.

Of course, one might somehow arrive at the conclusion that this is just some contemptible means to bilk students out of 89 dollars on top of the 248 they paid for the "All Year" pass, but to be so rash as to express such ill-informed views would indicate that one engages in the sort of conspiratorial contemplations that good thinking, respectable people never, ever apply to those in academia,

So shut up.

(Not that I'm bitter or anything)


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May 13, 2016

Debunking Friggatriskaidekaphobia

Today I got off of work early, got an annoying Parallels update that has so vexed me this week to finally work right, discovered a superb Afgani restaurant and observed the first Monarch Butterfly I have seen in years. 


Note too, that when we all wake up tomorrow, even though it will be Saturday the 14th, none of us will be able to wake up from this nightmare... 



...which, it should be further noted, predates this unjustly maligned Gregorian quirk by more than a week.


Thus we have scientifically proven that Friday the Thirteenth is not especially bad.


So cheer up.






For the rest of the day. 

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April 19, 2016

Because, Of Course....

...once that story started making the rounds, this just needed to happen.


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April 01, 2016

NASA

....has set up a tribble cam today so people can observe the breeding operation. Tribbles, which are more properly called Flatcats or Arctic Shmoos are, high in protein, not picky about their diet and taste like chicken.


UPDATE: Oddly enough, the camera was shut off sometime around midnight and all references to the program have been removed. 

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J.C. Staff to Helm 13 Episode Princess Mononoke Reboot

UPDATE: Since it is no longer April First, I should give proper credit for the above art to Maldives.



UPDATE: Link fixed ( more here)

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March 20, 2016

R.R.S. Boaty McBoatface!

The United Kingdom is building a state of the art oceanographic research ship. Ice strengthened for operations in the polar regions, this floating temple to the spirit of discovery will cost 200 million pounds. The vessel will have extensive laboratory facilities and be able to keep its crew of 90 mariners and scientists at sea continuously for 60 days. 


Her Majesty's government decided to put the matter of the ships name to an internet vote....



Funny you should ask...I refer you to the title of this post.  (via)

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January 19, 2016

Well; We're Screwed

Well, I discovered several terrible things today.
Some are too horrible to mention. One though, while also being a sign of the end times...
...umm... 
I'll just post this picture since I've found out to my utter bewilderment that some of you will probably appreciate the affirmation...
the most popular new search term of 2015 on the naughty online portal PornHub was "Giantess."

タイタン・ウシノフ who, for some reason, is Anglicized as "Rokka" gives us "Bucket" "2 Girls" "Pudding" "Knee High Boots" "Tatoo" One Piece" "Silver Fox" "Twin Tails" "Cross" and "Giantess" which I gather are now the search engine queries that bring all the boys to the yard.
more...

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December 30, 2015

Suddenly, I Find I Have a Hankering for Tacos

This is brilliant.
The music is sublime.

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