January 25, 2013

SNOWPOCALYPSE!

Aieee! Break out the aerosani!



We're doomed!



ZOMG! The roads are destroyed!
The whole town is shut down.
Oh the humanity. It's a new ice age.



" Ladies and gentleman. Please be advised that residents of the southeastern corner of Virginia have a different definition of "snow" than the rest of us. "

Oh hush.. We got 3 inches and its still coming down. Besides, you Ruskies and your scary-math are no match for our knowledge that Alderaan is imaginary. (Unless, of course,  he meant Aldebaran and the Russians really ask grade schoolers questions involving celestial navigation....Then terror is completely appropriate. )

In other scary news: The likelihood of spontaneous human combustion just went up.

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at 09:08 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 You guys are like us here in Portland. 2 inches of snow and the city shuts down.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Fri Jan 25 22:50:36 2013 (+rSRq)

2 Up in my part of northern Virginia, we got more snow from the unforecast storm Wednesday night than the forecast one on Friday.  Still less than you got though.

Posted by: Siergen at Fri Jan 25 23:17:33 2013 (Ao4Kw)

3 In spite of its reputation for Rain, in Seattle, the residents are fairly incapable of driving in it.  Snow is Right out.

(They're also incapable of using acceleration lanes to Merge.)

Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jan 26 05:12:33 2013 (cZPoz)

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