September 19, 2007

It Be Like St. Elmoes Fire....

...except different in every way, and smellier.

Ah hear tell that this rock from beyond the southern lights has fallen like a cannon shot upon some town in Pizarro's old tramping grounds.
  But that don't be the worst of it.
  The scurvy thing smells worse than a 4 day ole' glowin' mackerel in August....and it be makin' the locals sicker'n a bunch of choirboys in a skipjack in a hurricane.

Keep yer powder dry, cause if this yarn be trutheful, there may be zombies on the horizon!

A Tip o' me tricorner to the good ship Chizumatic!

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