September 21, 2016
Meanwhile: The Ceasefire in Syria Continues Apace
The U.S. may or may not have hit a Syrian army unit. The Russian's, who hit a U.S. airbase back in July have probably hit an aid convoy. The Russian carrier is en route to the area, the Chinese have gotten involved. We have troops on the ground, in Syria, a country whose government we have said we are going to overthrow, which is an ally of Russia who also has troops on the ground protecting Syria by shooting at the Jihadists we are ostensibly backing while we fight the mostly different crazy-nuts jihadis in ISIS which Russia is also fighting without any coordination with us so Russian and U.S. troops are on opposite sides of a civil war, armed and shooting at people who are trying to kill them in an area in which at least two factions are using poison gas.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?
(As an aside, the King of Spain technically carries a subsidiary title of Archduke, so we should probably guard him quite closely...just as a precaution.)
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Don't worry yourself overmuch. The King of Spain actually lives in Toronto, making pizza.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Wed Sep 21 19:45:04 2016 (vZvpB)
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I heard he drives the Zamboni for the Maple Leafs.
Posted by: Ben at Wed Sep 21 23:42:23 2016 (B1bvu)
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He used to. Now he vacuums the turf at the Rogers Center.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thu Sep 22 18:51:22 2016 (vZvpB)
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